Let's see some of the biggest degens in the world of the market, one hundred dollars cash or a bitcoin okay. What would you rather take a hundred dollars cash or a bitcoin? All right, i got ta say what nope before we hear hers. What would you guys do a hundred dollars cash or a bitcoin, all right cash, a hundred dollars cash every single time? Why why why bitcoin is a little fake to me not gon na lie. I just a little thing.

I don't know what bitcoin is. Second of all, it seems like a scam like it's that forty thousand dollars should. I still give us a hundred thirty thousand dollars. What is that dollars? What are we getting we're getting straight dollars like a hundred dollars? Cash, in my hand, feels way more tangible and way more real than like bitcoin like i'm, including i don't even know what bitcoin is like.

I don't but we're getting dollars. Would you rather a bitcoin that you could sell for 40 grand and have those dollars, or do you just want to start it off with a hundred dollars? It's a tough question. It is a tough question. Men who look at the bill too long are broke.

If i'm on a date and the guy reaches to pick up the check and doesn't immediately look over the bill quickly put his card in and call it a day, i will think that he isn't used to picking up the check regularly on a date which will Make me think that he actually can't afford it and has no money, which means he cannot afford me. You only need to look at the bill for about four seconds and then that's it. I think she's wrong. The way i like to do it to portray to the rest of the world that i have immense wealth when i see them walking at me with the bill, i refuse to even look at it.

I have a rule that if the waiter and or waitress can get within 10 feet of you without you numb chucking your credit card at them, you're poor. If you have to see your bill, you are 100 poor. If it touches your table, you are below the poverty line as soon as i see them print it out and put it in that little booklet thing. I am like just whipping it across the room that that's the only way to do it.

I just basically mortgaged so i could put all of the equity from the house into xrp and you might be thinking. I am absolutely crazy, but let me explain to you why i did that. I did that because there is so much fear in the market. Right now, i love fear all right, i'm greedy when others are fearful.

I fucking love fear when i'm fearful that something's a ponzi scheme or a pyramid scheme that fear itself. I know i need to capture it and invest in it. I see fear i invest. I'm like hmm fearful time to invest, i see a burning building fear.

I see famine, war, generic conflict, something that induces fear and i think right away. How can i invest in that fear full and i'm fearful when others are greedy? Okay, when there's blood in the streets, it's time to play some balls, i love the music in the background. Basically morgan makes it seem more legitimate there. I was about to make a degenerate, stupid decision and then you just come in with that sweet piano, they're like wow.

Well, that really adds a little something to it like how many times is he doing that stuff, and why also is he so close to the kit, like it's re, like he's just like i am fearful. Thus i am buying ripple right now. I am so fearful. That's why i bought this apartment complex the other day.

I was fearful that a waiter would give me the bill, so i whimped it at her across the room. So my date didn't think i was poor. Has anyone ever just not paid their broker? I'm down a little over 40k on credit and as of yesterday, i'm no longer have my brokerage account deleted it yesterday, i'm wondering since i deleted my account, will i just likely not here for them? Should i take other steps, i.e, closing my bank accounts for now. Thank you.

I hope this is real. Imagine if that's how it worked. If you're like, like you're down a shitload of money and they're like drats, they got away from us again. They deleted their account.

We were so close to catching them, but they just freaking deleted their account. I would love if that's how it worked is bitcoin. A scam is bitcoin as scam. The original mongrel right, decentralized, anonymous currency love that, but what you have now is uh.

You've got things like crypto.com, you've got coinbase and that's essentially a centralized organization. So that's basically a bank and you have a dollar equivalent, so how the fuck is it different from other currency? It's a scam now because you've got people inflating the price in unison and then selling off in unison, so people who aren't immediately in the know get scammed out of thousands of dollars. You know she actually brought up some good points like i can't completely dunk on her, because i kind of i understand what she's saying of okay, it's supposed to be decentralized but, like it kind of, does, have centralized aspects to it, but then the other parts of It like where i would disagree like how her whole thing is like well, how is it different than any currency right now? Well, it's it's finite. There's only ever going to be 21 million at its maximum.

In reality, there's going to be less because people lose their bitcoin, but also the government isn't going to come in and make more of it so like it's still, obviously different than a fiat currency. But i think she actually brought up some good points and to have a little bit more of like seriousness in it. That's some of the concerns about the lightning network layer, two built on top of bitcoin to make it actually function as more of a reasonable currency. Is all of a sudden if you have these big hubs that everyone's connected to that node to make payments, for that also is a centralization like issue potentially, so i half agree with her.

I don't think we could completely make fun of her on that one. Like kind of right kind of something i disagree with, i would argue kind of wrong, but we'll give her the win in that one, because she has pretty cool tattoos day in the life of a creator coin day trader. That's me day in the life of a creator: coin day trader. Oh, that's me had to research the market and find trending creator.

Coins did some analysis on tiptucker. If only he knew my research of the market. You could just ask your chat. What you're supposed to do with their money decided to buy and add nine dollars a point a yes! We trading on the tesla these birds want me had to hit a quick gritty for that.

W play then sold them to low boycoin because he got cancelled. I think that financial advisor commercial speaks for itself. If you don't have at least eighty percent of your net worth in this guy's account. What are you doing? I'm not paying any taxes on my crypto fuck, you irs, you can go suck my dick fuck, you irs suck my dick, that's the best sex advice ever fuck, you iron fuck, my dick, oh because i sent money to it.

Maybe i'm just a generous human being, and i just sent money to different fucking ethereum addresses doesn't mean i own the custody or own. The fucking seats to this wallet doesn't mean i have access to it. I may be just a generous human being, but let's say i do own this address. Oh shit, got hacked seed phrase got compromised, oh lost all my money.

All my pulse is gone. Oh no, the hacker withdrew it to his wallet. Oh, no, the hacker's, now worth 50 million dollars due to my pulse. Well, that hacker might put a tornado on cash basically makes makes the pulse anonymous anonymous, and now that shit ends up in a new wall, it's basically money laundering.

It's clean! It's clean pulse! Only transaction came from tornado cash and magically. I find that wallet and i claim that wallet and now it's in my custody and now i take a loan on liquid loans. I collateralize my pulse and i don't pay any taxes because i took a loan on my post, i'm not paying any taxes on my crypto fuck, you irs, you can go suck my dick roulette. It is that's pretty much what we're doing in here.

You're, only nine doubles away from a hundred bazillion gazillion dollars, all right, a million one thousand, two thousand four thousand: eight thousand six thousand thirty, two sixty four one: twenty eight two 256 512, a mill. So how many times you have to do it? You start with a thousand one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine ten one divided by a thousand twenty four. What are your odds of doing this? You would have a zero point. One percent chance of pulling this off.

Arguably very likely. You clearly have a chance, a point: one percent chance a little bit less, but we like to round up because we're d gens but hey. How else do you think you score such a cool suit and a good photographer? I like it if you started a stock portfolio with 10 000 and added a compound interest of 10 a day in 150 days, half a year, you would have a million dollars, so this guy is just giving us tips on how to get to a million dollars. He doesn't have any tips on how to get above a million dollars, but basically you could just do nine doubles.

You could get ten percent a day, um all very, very reasonable. Super super reasonable guy and reddit forgets to close futures and has to take up to 1.2 million eggs as a physical delivery. So when you're turning a futures contract, that contract represents something and most brokers, they sell your contract. So you get don't have to take delivery but, for example, if you're trading in s p 500 futures contract the delivery, would you would be you taking a bunch of spy like shares? There are also commodities like gold and oil and not everyone, a very small amount, but you can actually choose to take delivery, so they might have to deliver basically a shitload of gold to you, a shitload of oil.

Obviously you have to pay quite a bit more. It's not just the cost of the contract, because that itself is like very, very leveraged, so you would have to pony up a lot of cash and then literally they'll deliver you eggs. They'll! Deliver you live cattle they'll! Give you the etf! It depends on what the underlying thing is, but um. I guess this guy accidentally let the contract expire and he had to take delivery on it.

So i went a bit overboard on dce jd contracts, fresh hen, egg features. I took a bunch of drugs and my friend had a burn and i don't know why, but it made me think a bird flu strain coming this year, so i got a shit. Ton of contracts turns out. I hit the lottery as farmers across the nation massacred their chicken stocks because of bird flu.

I got in at 3 500 contract and cashed out at 4 400.. I apparently did not get all of my contracts out and now i have people contacting me saying. I need to take physical delivery of 10 contracts. A contract is 5 metric.

Tons of eggs, like i said, very, very leveraged, like they represent one contract. Whatever it's representing it's a lot of that thing. I live in an apartment. I cannot take delivery on 50 tons of eggs.

What do i do i made a killing, so i can hire whoever i need to make this go away, but can someone please help? I don't want 50 tons of eggs coming to my door. Would it be illegal for me to list delivery address as the nearest federal reserve building for rest princess perspective? There are between approximately let's just call it two thousand dozen eggs in a single ton. This puts me at approximately one million eggs. I am really stressing out over the logistics of how the fuck i ship out the amount of eggs to shelters, so many shelters edit.

Those of you damning me commenting offering to buy my eggs. There's this european chance i'm going to do business with any enough to use this stuff. Somehow we can find a way to both lose massive money. What this guy should be doing is contacting this guy and learning how to double it.

You got to go from a million eggs to 2 million eggs to 4 million eggs to 8 million eggs to 16 million eggs all the way up to a billion eggs. Just just always go more wait. Did we read this one about to meet with my catlin to show her the 36 000 trades i placed last year for a total of 13 profit.