Listen here all right: we've been gambling buddies for eight years. Eight years have i ever told you: this is a absolute lock, mortal lock can't lose triple mega max before and it's lost. Yes, you got me there, but it it's a friend. Now it's a max! This is about to get good nothing like some crackly audio to learn more about life, self-help, alternative life coach: this is how we're gon na better our lives team fuck your job, oh yeah, do only what you are paid to do.

You are not slave. You are not office, bitch, hard work for you hard work, only good for making somebody else rich. They say hard work, never killed anybody, but remember what doesn't kill you is putting you on the chronic stress medication, workout, pretty hard bad idea. Work less play more much! Better idea, don't stay at work, one minute more than you have to i like this.

When the work is finished, switch off the laptop computer switch off the phone switch off the brain. Tell your boss to take the after hours emails and shove it up their ass. You have a life so leave it and remember all work and no play makes jack important. Those are some solid life tips.

I don't know if i could have said it better myself, we're not raising our fucking back to this game. Man uh. Did you not see my tick tock before arizona is the max of all max's, i'm not dealing with fucking pussy shit, we're fucking, throwing everything we got on it, i'm not dealing with it. I'm not doing it.

You know what bro you you fucking changed you, you really changed. I really thought you were a fucking dj who believed in me and with my gambling partner, like you're, really gon na. Do me like that. I know it's a max.

I know it's a lot like just fucking ride it you're dude, one and nine in your last ten. I'm not doing it. Listen here. All right, we've been gambling buddies for eight years.

Eight years, have i ever told you: this is a absolute lock, mortal lock can't lose triple mega max before it's lost. Yes, you got me there, but it's a fucking map. It's a max! Please man! You got ta trust me for your. That's what i'm talking about house it houses? Oh this one hit way way too close to home way way too close to home.

That's his mom's legacy, fuck it i'll do it. Do you know how you can tell if someone's a dickhead instantly if they talk to their phone, who the fuck on the planet actually uses siri, i find that a little offense i talk to siri most of the time when i make a call, i just like Hit the siri button and say call whoever i'm not gon na go through my contacts and like find it and hit. I just tell siri that this feels personally offensive to me i'm serious now this is a serious question who have you ever seen? Hey siri. Can you, google, i never see you do hate.

I just hit the button and just say, call whoever you it doesn't matter it's. Firstly, it's not more convenient in no realm. Is it more convenient the number of times it's going to mishear you and you're going to have to do it again, it's not proportional to the fractions of a second you're going to save, as opposed to just typing it in especially, if you're, in a noisy environment. It's not convenient, so, let's fucking! First, let's cut that crack guys, weird fucked up sexual predators who think yeah.

You heard me if you siri or sexual predator wow that escalated very quickly sexual predators who think yeah. You heard me view siri or sexual predator. That came out of nowhere, just the hahaha, let's hate on siri and then all of a sudden, a sexual predator. If you use it that really really escalated, she said.

Yes, i fucking hate. Oh my god, she said. Yes, why are you with a bitch? That would say no, why are you with the woman paying for her dinner sleeping next to her every night, not fucking, all these hoes, not cheating, behaving yourself coming home, not hanging out with the boys doing all this shit for that and you're, not a thousand percent Sure she would say yes, i just said they're going on hope. I hope she says yes and then, if she does you're happy, i hope i don't lose.

My relationship advice business to this guy because he's just spitting straight facts. Oh this is a motivation one. I had to stop giving a fuck about people. That was the biggest thing i had to stop caring.

What people thought about me. I realized that everybody's fucked up, that's the one thing i realized i walked around. I put these people on a fucking pedestal. Everybody was better than me, so i can't tell you anything about me, because you're gon na judge me and i'm gon na feel even worse than what i am what i realized once i calmed my mind down and sat back and looked at how jacked up this World is once you realize that you are not alone, everybody.

That's talking to you about how jacked up you are the only thing they've done better than you is they've hidden, their fucked up world better than you have. I believe, that's actually pretty good advice. Let's see what mike tyson has to say about it mike this mike. This is a lot of motherfucking mushrooms mike.

Are you even gon na drink? The fiji mike i got ta encourage you to have a sip of that water. What music you listening to right now, you listen to music at all. I'm not saying nothing to nobody: okay, okay, it's shroomed out what is it about the the shrooms mike? Excuse me: what is it about the mushrooms that you've uh, that you found that you like about them? The way you look at me scares me: you're, very scared, little boy. I think this is just really good editing.

Fair point, fair point. No, i'm serious, i'm not being funny. Do you hate being happy? Excuse me, you hate, do you hate being happy? You know you need to study the concept of death, so you dumb motherfucker you're, dead ain't that something mike tyson. The goat,.