I'm rich, i'm pretty got an apartment in the city and i beat us off the coast. It costs a couple million. We are going to talk, we be singing while we're winning by the time i'm 24. It starts to deal with it.

If you got a man, send these brokers back to bed, because tonight we flying bright lights, white lines summer in the south of france, we're going on a plane and we won't be back again cause we're heading to the moon screaming catch me. If you can. So i'm about a nine, but she thinks i'm a seven got money. All of a sudden.

She thinks i'm eleven wow. How much did you make nah i'll, never be telling? Let's just say i went through hell to be living in. Heaven now make money middle finger up, come on thousand in the duffel out playing instructor g6 like a taxicab. Tell your girlfriends that they can bring their friends make rain, get paid, go play full cents, big gold chains, even with embargoes, got diamonds on the neck like leonardo, you don't even wan na know how fast the car goes.

When i peel off in the mercy, a logo got foreign doors and marble floors with an army force on the count of four ready like hello, let's rock and roll, when we talk it over. It was nice to know ya. So i'm about a nine, but she thinks i'm a seven got money all of a sudden. She thinks i'm eleven wow.

How much did you make nah i'll, never be telling? Let's just say i went through hell to be living in heaven. Now, thanks daddy going to the moon life, getting them tended so soon, don't be mistaken. The apes won't be shaking or breaking because we're going to the monday very soon going to wake up on the moon brand new yacht and the mcdonald's in my living room, bright, yellow, lamborghini, 50 meter sweeping pain every day, ain't fam. What you do wan na hang one or two: oh you got ta.

Imagine two! Oh that's right held on tight jack titties every night. We was in way back when they tried to chop it down to ten and she's. Couldn't comprehend ace was strong had enough of these villains, but the years were rebelling cause we never be selling till we sent it to heaven now we'd be out of yelling, hey screw. You kenny.

I want my wife, a minivan to share with the boyfriend, but i pull up in the benz played saying i love crayons, going on an airplane, don't think we'll be back again celebrating every day like it's, your birthday screw kenny cause we're holding on for delight getting Them today's expectation probably more manipulation. If you did, a creation of a crooked operation brought more while it was low, got more dips in trader joe's. Oh, you thought that we'd, let go what the hell you take us for holla. If you spend your last dollar on bananas, while living in squalor, we don't claim to be scholars.

We the smooth brain dummies and we never stood totally yeah. We do this for love and we do this for our honor. A follower of 11 ain't got nothing on us. We the planet of the apes anymore, as we trust, oh hell, m-o-a-s-s gon na, send it into space.

Go fire up the jets done. My dd call me out and john rocket man. This is the way gon na. Be girl, you know it's ground control.

To make your time we bout to have liftoff call us neil eight strong, gon na don't be mistaken. The ace won't be shaking no breaking because we're going to the moon don't be mistaken. The ace won't be shaking or breaking because we're going through them now howdy doodly dandelion, i hope, you're having an absolutely fantastic friday april, the 22nd, if you believe in the gregorian calendar. I do want to answer one or maybe two questions that i already see coming in this morning.

Matt. Would you consider yourself a celebrity now anthony k? That is a fantastic question. I would love to answer. I don't consider myself a celebrity.

I consider myself the celebrity. Let's make that explicitly clear, i matthew coors, consider myself to be the celebrity, not a celebrity, it's a small difference, but an important difference. A second one uh asking about this shirt, this shirt! Good luck! If you want it tough, tits, not for sale, matt check! Your ego bro, i don't see why, when why would i check my ego? I think the world needs to check itself and pay. My pay me a little bit more respect for just being the pico influencer of our time.

Listen! I'm going down in the history books! They're going to be there's going to be a whole encyclopedia dedicated to pico influencers. I am the start, the middle and the end there's no way about it. That's just how it is. I don't know what i i could possibly say like it's.

Just that's what life is and if you don't want to accept reality. Okay, that's that's what these other, like streams are for. You could go play in la la land, but if you want a little bit of like grounding of just like actually what's going on in the world, you're in the right place, you're in the right place, you know i have this all prepped like we could talk About it, like i could be like hang on, this is like what we could do hang on. Let me switch characters hi, guys uh.

This is matt from matt stratza we're here to talk about the things that the fed said yesterday, maybe a little bit of snapchat earnings and verizon and slumber j, and then we're going to look at some technical analysis and rsi and macd and overbought and oversold and Oh man, oh man, what's going on with federal policy, we could talk about all that stuff, but that's not what you guys want. I've been thinking about this, and i think some of you have been coming to me in my dreams lately, and i just have these visions for something better. I have all right. What can i do today? What can i do today? We just need more chaos like we just need something that it's we just need more chaos.

We just need more chaos. How can we do this? How okay, what's gon na, be the name of the game today? How can we possibly pull this all off all right? Instead of a prep we're gon na, how can we do it? How good is my chair spinning today? Is it good all right? No, i can't do the amount of spins. We need something involved with randomness and then that's where i'm going to bet my money on the market today. What could we possibly do like just pure, like we've done the quarter flip before all right? Here's an idea.

I don't know how this is gon na work. So here's the name of the game, i'm gon na stand on my couch. I'm gon na stand right there and with the chair halfway in between i'm gon na spin it and if it ends facing all of you like if the greater part of it is facing you, the camera, that's long, that's bullish, but if the majority of it is Actually facing on that half that's actually bearish and we're going to go against the market today, so we're going to leave it all up to chair, i'm gon na spin, chair i'll start it halfway in between, if more of it ends towards you facing the camera, bullish Away, bearish and i'll just take this trade in my futures account um, we're gon na leave it up to chair. That's the name of the game, we'll see how this goes.

Hang on everyone stay tuned, we hungry all right, we're taking the futures account we're going long. Let me open the futures account not as exciting as i wanted it to be. I need to think of something else, but hang on. Let me log into my account.

This is how they do it. Couches is sectional all right. I'm logging in let's see how much i could buy in my account i just wan na we're just going for a headstand. I don't think i could do a headstand.

I could try a headstand, but it sounds like it'll end up with me like breaking it to like my neck nice legs yeah. I found recently that a lot of people are surprised. I even have legs, but i do in fact i have two of them, not just one, and i know it might be disconcerting all right all right. Here's the name of the game is chair.

Gon na be able to make me a hundred dollars. We're gon na see it's either. I'm gon na blow up the account or i'm gon na lock in 100., so we'll see how this one pans out. All right.

Where is my account? You guys should be able to hear it when i actually um hang. Let me see if i could do my math right uh all right. What do we have e s? M? 22.. Okay, cool! Are we gon na get money today, all right, uh, mesm, two, two! All right! I don't know if you guys heard it, but order filled.

We're long we are long on the chat and we're going for a hundred dollar gain right out of the gate. Let's see, if we could do it i'll keep the volume up all right. I have it at 105., we're long. I just took a long position.

Uh, we're gon na see how it goes i'll. Have this volume up, so you could hear it if it successfully closes um well, this will be fun. I'm well market, not looking the best this morning so chair. I hope you know what you're doing, because i sure i surely surely don't oh man, oh man, oh man, um.

What do we all right so that volume's up you're gon na know if i do or don't make money chair? What are you doing chair must see something in the market that i just simply don't, because it's not looking the best. It is not looking the best um upbeat, let's get some background tunes because it is a friday and fridays are always the best day. Sunny beats. Okay, okay, um: what is this all right? I mean there were some things i planned on going over with all of you.

What did matt buy? I bought the spy on the futures market and i'm going i'm either going to risk the the account, but i'm going for a hundred dollars. I need i basically need chair to pay for my weekend. Uh and chair told me to go long, so i went long and that's where we're at play: low five east uh yeah. This is a little heavy for right now, the market's not even open.

Yet, where is lo-fi low-fi lo-fi? What no no trending? What's trending all right all right check out. Lo-Fi beats radio on youtube. They'll probably take me down if i play another thing um just so here. Let me switch this over, so you guys can see what's happening so just for everyone to know.

For me to make my money, i need the s p, 500 at 4, 379. 4379, and that's how i make 100 bucks based off of chairs trading recommendation. 4. 379..

Let's put this right up here front and center all right! This is where i make the hundred. That's it. I chair, told me to go long. Let's see how good cher is.

Let's see how out of hand this can possibly get. That's the special mark um. I had other things like planned that i wanted to talk about twitter. I don't know we have some stuff going on.

There, 25.5 in financing for twitter from a group of banks led by morgan stanley, includes 12.5 billion in margin loan against his tesla shares, so he's just using that as collateral. The rest of the money 21 billion is coming out of his own pocket according to an sec filing. Quite a bit translation. This guy is serious.

Yes, elon is very, very serious about taking over twitter um there's other things going on in the world, but do any of you like even care honestly, like yeah, there's always stuff going on in the world, but at the end of the day stocks go up. Stocks go down. The question is: are you on the right side? Uh, something about rush is happening, something about pentagon and once again, elon and spacex apparently mark zuckerberg is no longer allowed in russia, something about the chinese fiat currency, taking a dive, something about the fed rate hike 75 bips, something about some other guy. With a fancy pedigree and a very fancy mustache uh talking about the fed snapchat did alright on its earnings, pretty much net neutral bunch of earnings next week - and most importantly, i know you guys don't care about stocks, but i did want to get into this here's What 8 million dollars can get you in thailand, one of the world's top island destinations, welcome to my show where we talk about places that we'll never be able to afford, but we really wish that we could uh beautiful, beautiful scenery.

Look at that! Look how picturesque that is a little cabana going on just 8 million, so i'm thinking, maybe if all of us band together, we could maybe buy it, maybe like and we'll all get it for like one day out of the year. Maybe a couple hours out of the year, i don't know just an idea. I think we could all put this together. It's a plan.

It's a plan wanted to share that with you uh. If you want to know about amc, nothing has really changed that much in ortex same with gme a tyrion. Nothing really changed there, so boom boom bada bing bada bing bada boom. That's your setup! For the day.

You should feel no chair now this is getting embarrassing. It was supposed to go up until this point for me to make money. I no it's all right. Chair knows what he's doing or she chair knows what chair is doing.

Chair doesn't really like to identify one way or the other just so everyone knows uh, but no. This is uh the very much the wrong direction. How much am i down right now, uh down 64, currently in real time? Well, that's not what i wanted. It's all right, chair knows what he's sure chair would never like.

Take me down the wrong path. I'm not really too worried, i'm not too worried about it. You might be like, but everything's red right now. Everything is, is red um? Well, that's your prep! For the day, i hope you feel better pronouns they chair all right.

It's a serious day of training. Everyone buckle up no more messing around his future's 24 hours, it's 23 hours, it's the globex session. I don't like this song. We need more, more positive tunes.

Stylish beats stylish beats for a stylish pico influencer all right all right. Cher knows what chair knows. What chair is doing. Uh macquarie is this is sure it's moon time all right.

Well, we have 10 minutes before the market opens. So folks. What are your questions? What are your philosophical questions? Your relationship questions, your legal questions. This is a one-stop shop for everything you need in life.

Do you need ideas for what you're going to do this weekend? Do you need to know how to break up with that significant other that you just haven't had the balls to do it recently, do you need advice on taxes, diet, parenting, tips whatever you need i'm here for you. I am here for you. Let him fire. I don't have a question.

Should i leave that in itself? Is the question have you given up on rockets? Maybe that's what chair needs thanks. Thank you for the reminder. The market needs to rocket today for me to make my money if it hits this value, and i make my hundred bucks you'll know cause it's gon na say order, build it'll, be pretty pretty interesting. Uh matt recently broke up with my totally real girlfriend.

It was a great idea. I congratulations there uh when looking at options, can you tell the difference between a hedge and a large bet? Uh no open interest is open interest. If there's people in those contracts, they might be doing it as a pure play, but you also don't know about the other things in their portfolio, i.e, it could be a hedge. You just know the open interest, matt's rich, anthony k, i'm rich in friendship with all of you.

Folks are you being served? I don't know what that means uh. What side of what side are you on team amber or team depp? I would love to talk about this there's no way i am on team amber turd. As soon as you find out that someone pooped on your bed, you can't be on that person's team. It just doesn't make sense and then she'd try to blame the dogs.

You can't poop on someone's bed and then blame innocent dogs for it. It's just, i don't know, call me crazy. Oh folks, chair chair chair, are you gon na ah um hashtag, meepoo uh, almost as bad as pooping on a stair-stepper i mean, but i never blamed a dog for it. It wasn't like i pooped on the stair-stepper and then was like.

I can't believe that dog poop down the stairs supper. It was me like. I, i took the blame. The appropriate amount of blame uh, any short squeeze plays today i mean a tyrion is one that a lot of people have been watching uh.

What's that other one? Like crtx cr xt, neither of them are ones i have position in, but they do have interesting things going on in their ortex values. For sure i moved to a little wall. Boxing blame the dog. Oh gee, money hang on chair.

Are you gon na get us these gains before the market even opens uh? Oh, come on chair, let's go, let's go chair, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go a little bit closer, just just send it on home, just send it on home. Come on! No! No, no, no just two more just push it up. Just a little just a little bit send it home come on there tonto. Let's go tonto, okay, we're getting close! No we're! Not! Yes! We are.

Maybe we need a bigger rocket. This is how the professionals do it if there's any children in the audience understand. This is what they teach you in business school. It's all about! It's not about the utility of the rocket it's about the size of the rocket come on.

Just give me my money. Give me my money, man, i might be able to cash out on the day before the market even opens come on, go, go, go, go, go! Go if you are not rooting for 4379 right now we can't be friends. We cannot be friends if you are not looking for the s p 500 to go up to this exact value. Maybe we could be friends after i prove to you that i am right and also the best trader on this side of the mississippi.

No mention of amc or gme for potential squeeze for today, uh. No, they just haven't had that much volatility. Of course anything can happen on any like specific day, but the volatility hasn't been there. Usually, you see like a couple calendar day, a multi-day of ramp, but there we just haven't been seeing that volatility ramping in either of them really in much of the market.

Yes, that, like that crxt uh, the brqs like you've, seen some ramp in those recently uh over the past couple days. But right now, amc and jimmy have been like. I mean look at their daily charts. It's just flat like we're we're seeing like the polar opposite of volatility, we're seeing like a notorious lack of volatility.

Uh matt you're wrong chair is the best trader. Please do not get this twisted. We are all here for chair, i'm fine, if you're here for chair, but chair, better start paying for chairs rent. Maybe you just need a little bit of support come on.

Do it, do it, do it do it chair, don't embarrass me. Let's go come on hang on. How close are we you're gon na hear order? Phil come on, fill me fill it. We were so close.

We were so close. Come on. I need i need to pay for my bar bill. This weekend.

Go go. Go, go, go! Go go what just one more there we fill it fill it filled. You heard it order, filled whoo hundred dollars. Folks trading's easy boom made 100 bucks done for the day, but am i should we do it again before the market opens all right? We could do a market open trade.

What do you guys want? Should we do? Coin, flip simulator all right, uh we're going for another 100 bucks heads long tail short heads long tail short, and we got to do it for market open heads, long tail short we're going long again for another hundred oops oops, all right. Let's get this appropriate! All right order filled order filled all right. You know i'm feeling good about this one, the coins. Never let us down we're gon na go for 150 dollars, so we need it.

Four thousand three hundred eighty, two: seventy five, four thousand three hundred eighty two: seventy five. Four thousand three hundred eighty two, seventy five: this is where we lock it in all right, all right, all right right there, the casino is open all right so scientifically. We have proven that chair is a good financial advisor. The next question, the current hypothesis, because we're all scientists here that we're currently testing is the coin, a good financial advisor apparently out of the gate.

The answer is no uh. Well, that's going the wrong way, all right very rapidly, we're already down 200. Well, that's not good the market going the exact opposite way that we need it to. We need it like right here, we're going the wrong way.

All right! Don't do this to me in front of all my friends, you're gon na lose that hundred well to be fair, i'm already down 125 175 up coming back 130 166 nope going the wrong way, we're going the wrong way, uh alert alert. We are, in fact going the wrong way. Maybe we should have just stuck with chair uh, i'm realizing now. This could have been a little bit of a tactical decision.

Uh. The way our fed has made a policy error. I may have made a trading error on this one. Oh we're coming back all right! We're coming back just go a little bit higher all right, we're! Well now, i'm seeing these equities are going red.

That's not the best, not not the best, all right, uh, okay, yep. Everything is in fact going the wrong way of that. I i need it to hmm all right, let's just all right now we're back down a hundred okay, calm, cool collected, calm, cool collected and trust the process. That's what i need to do.

I need to have faith. I need to trust the process just just here. I am just a very normal pico. Influencer trust is trusting the process.

Okay, not worried; okay, still, not worried. Okay. Ah, i knew it this whole time. It's gon na work we're bouncing back we're we're okay, okay, come on, let no, no, no! No! No! No calm cool collected all right.

There we go. This is how the gods look down upon me. They will shine. The stock market guns will shine their light upon me all right.

Come on. Let's go let's there, we go your boy's about to make come on. Let's just keep keep going, keep going. Let's go.

Let's go come on. Let's do this, let's all right! Obviously the rocket is not doing what i need it to we're. Gon na switch this up to the old magnet all right right there. This is gon na work.

We're going we're going: okay, okay! There we go! That's what you want to see we're going where her going. Let's go a little bit more! No, no, no wrong way wrong direction! A little bit of a fake out! That's okay! They're! Just faking out the bears! I get it it's a classic bear trap, you see that you see how it opened and then went up a little and then went down a little, and now it's like a little bit red classic bear trap, see bears, are attracted to red and that's how you Trap a bear is by you, have a red bar. That's this is, if you i'm telling you, if you crack open any trading book, they'll be like boom, that's a bear trap. Don't worry.

Matt is 100. Okay, he's gon na make his money on this trade. I know a lot of you might be like. Ah, that just looks like a normal red candle to me and that's just it's telling me that you're not studying enough.

That's a classic bear trap. This is it's like like the bow and arrow. Sometimes you have to go backwards to go forwards, you got ta go see. This is this, is classic i'm not worried about it in the slightest? Sometimes you got ta go backwards to go forward.

One step back three steps forward: not not panicking not panicking in the slightest, not a no, no, no, no, no, no okay or we're just pulling the the bow and arrow back we're just pulling it we're just pulling it back. Nothing! Nothing to worry about here because, like any archer, will tell you, you got ta, pull it back to shoot it forward, not worried. Okay. This is a little bit of a surprising opening.

I'm not gon na lie, but i'm gon na trust the process, i'm just i'm just here, trusting the process. Do we have a bow and arrow emoji by any chance, we need to explain to everyone what we're really doing. We just got ta trust the process. We're just see.

I told you we just you, got ta, pull that arrow back to shoot that arrow forward. That's just science, folks, don't hate the player hate the game, i'm not the one who invented physics. That's newton! That's the guy who eats apples, don't get mad at me. Obviously you should be mad at him we're just here.

We are trust in the process. All right, cappuccino break folks. It's just making us work for it. A little bit snapchat, looking good how's the tyrion.

Looking this morning, a tyrion looking really good. What else is looking good gme is actually up even a bit more we're pulling that arrow back. So we can shoot it forward. Arrows eventually come down, they do, but after you hit your target, he also invented the fig.

He did he did he did. He did that's just science. These are just data points. Okay, this this is really going to shoot forward because we are pulling it back by quite a bit quite a bit super under control, and this is normal.

Maybe it's the magnet, maybe our emoji is not working or emoji trading. I don't know, but i'm about to ask for a refund, because this this game, not that fun all right. Maybe we just need to try a different emoji. I think that's our problem this morning.

All right all right, all right, all right, we are looking for the classic. We just need, maybe to scare it back up like a little we'll put a little creepy crawly on the chart to scare it the other way. This is a classic bohemian trading style. For those of you uh, it was created in the 1970s by dr goldilocks uh, classic classic classic style, we're going to scare the market back up when in doubt just scare the market just we're gon na scare.

It all the way back up all right, bow and arrow with the old creepy crawly from the 1970s. It's a it's a popular one. It's not the most popular trading style, but it usually works pretty well in april all right. This is totally totally planned for, and this is in the script.

This was obviously in the script for my day's plan. I knew this was gon na happen. Okay, this is how much are we down? We are down. That's not good, currently down 600.

Well, that's not good, but that's in the script. This is all in the script. You know what i like to. Do i like to sometimes make it just like seem not as bad.

That's a classic tactic of mine just like really make it smaller because, like hey, we only dipped a little bit. This is another way to like kind of really help with the charts. Is he just really changed the scale and it looks like we're barely down right now, we're just barely down we're only down at look at it like we're only down like a little bit, there's no okay, so i think there's a couple things we've learned thus far. Today - and i think the first thing we've learned is that chair is a much better trader than the coin flip.

This is a classic classic classic style classic style. Well, when, in doubt, like anything in life, if something negative is going on out of sight out of mind, what else is going on? Uh cue puts that's, that's not what i wanted. A spy put okay uh, another spy put once again a little hey, but a spy call. This is the person who knows what they're talking about whoever put this trade on there they're good, more cute puts okay.

I did not expect that, but at okay, if there's another sign, you need that this is going to work. Spy, call 69 days out a bullish, spy bet for 69 days out, and that was the first big options. Trade of the day it just took 90 seconds of trading. Okay, like what else do you need like to me? That's just that's the sign that this is all gon na work out.

Oh okay, it looks like we're still going down interesting, interesting, interesting. Oh uh huh uh huh. Well, this i'm gon na admit it's a little bit surprising. It looks like we're pretty far off from where we need to be about 25 points.

Uh, i don't know i it's interesting uh amc's up two percent. So that's that's cool. I just let me explain to you what's going on right here, if you guys need to better understand how these markets are actually working here, i think this will better explain where we're all at this is a training tutorial type of a thing. I'm probably gon na get demonetized from this music.

One of my favorite places to be - and i thought i'd share with you a little bit of my basic understanding of the science of archery. As many of you who know me, you see that you see how she went back part of my everyday life it went forward. I thought this would be fun. It's one of the first things i'm going to do is knock my arrow into my bow, so we're just knocking our stock position right now.

You've got to knock the position creating time you got to pull it back: potential energy or the potential for its size and the limbs of the bow. When i release that all of that stored energy or potential energy is going to be converted into kinetic energy or the energy of motion into the arrow, which is great especially to fly off towards into kinetic it's science folks, i don't know where, whatever it's not actually Completely graceful because there's this thing called the archer's paradox that happens right. It's basically when the arrow first leaves the bow it does. This fishtail motion it kind of goes one way and then to the other and it bends and oscillates in the air on the way to the target.

This happens because the spine or the shaft of the arrow is pretty flexible and, of course, that depends on what kind of arrow you have now other things with the arrow when it's in flight there's also the fletching or write this down. This is important arrow and then there's also the tip which creates weight at the end of it. What the fletching does it creates a kind of a spiral motion and with the two things, these things help the arrow stabilize, while in the air we're just suffering through archer's paradox right now, flying through the air in projectile motion and newton's. First law tells us the apple guy stays at rest, but an object in motion is going to stay in motion unless an outside force kind of acts upon it.

Now, in this case, this outside forces gravity, so projectile motion is not only horizontal velocity or speed and vertical velocity, but it's also this force of gravity kind of acting upon it, and this basically means is when the arrow is flying. If there were no gravity at all, it would just go flying flying flying off and off forever and ever and ever, but because they don't allow archery on the moon. That's illegal gravity is pushing down down down down down until eventually the arrow peaks at the top, and then gravity keeps pushing down pushing down until the arrow goes into its target. Now, my bow is about 25 pounds, which is relatively light.

It's going to travel fast, shooting directly behind with a 50-pound bow they're going to have a tr. I might point this because it does to bring that i mean, i think the rest, but there are various things we're battling right now, namely the archers paradox uh. But as you learn we're just we knocked it, we got our position and right now we're attempting to turn our potential energy into kinetic energy and once we are able to successfully pull that off. That's when we're gon na see uh the motion forward and then there's something about a cat and a mouse, and i didn't really follow that part too much uh, but it's in there it's important um, yeah, yeah yeah.

Really. What i'm trying to say is this was all fully expected. This is all like 100 above board, and it's just science, it's. This is all it's just all science, so right now we're just we're.

Just all above board trust the process all what's the weight of your bow, wait for wait for waitful, waitful and also, interestingly enough. That's why, as you said like, if you hurt her, it's like gravity that kind of ruins it that's actually why archery is now illegal on the moon uh, because they just didn't want arrows moving on forever and ever and ever because that's like not, you know, like Think about how chaotic our world would be if you're, just always like ducking and diving and dodging arrows like that's actually, why we have gravity is because, like way back in the day, there was too many people with bows and arrows, and the arrows just like kept Going and going and going around the globe they're like all right, we should probably like invent this thing called gravity so, like our arrows, don't just like perpetually stay in the air forever. That's also why you see some gyrations in the stock market uh. The moon has some gravity on it too.

Jason come on. We both know you haven't been to the moon jason, let's just let's cut it out with that. Let's just cut it out with that one jason acting like oh man, jason. Look at me.

I know that. There's gravity on the moon, jason. Have you been to the moon? Let's be, let's be realistic, let's be realistic. If i have a half ton pickup and add a newton to it, does it make it a one and a half ton pickup.

I think the early science would say that yeah for sure the early early suggestions jason's like i in fact have i have been to the moon of me. Would you have any gray poupon but of course, uh crxt, almost 700 short interest on ortex yeah we've been tracking that and it definitely has a high short interest, but you still need buyers. I think there's a shot that, like the crxt move, was on april 20th because remember there is sometimes it there always is a two-day delay for us to know when the shorts covered they could have covered into this craziness all the way up to four dollars. Uh you are exhausted, i get spammers every time.

I send you messages, not sure what that means, but i appreciate you sending me messages. I do appreciate that what else do we have arrows go up and down sometimes, but this arrow that we have going on is gon na go up directly up uh. How is twitter doing some people asking about twitter? I just don't understand why everything is green, except for the thing i'm in it feels like this game is broken. I mean apple's green, you guys.

I i hear it i get it. I get that a lot of you are like laughing at me. Saying ha. I bet matt doesn't know what he's doing on this trade, but i'm gon na get.

The last laugh, i think, there's a fair amount of you in here who are gon na. Owe me an apology when i lock in these fat tendees today. A lot of you are gon na have you're gon na be on the apology. Train you're gon na definitely be on the apology train, but hey i'll, accept it.

I'm not gon na be a sore winner, not at all relentless wall. Street billionaire has a secret cause. A hog walks in a pasture at the farm of neiman ranch which doesn't allow the use of crates or constrain. What is going on there wall street's just going nuts today truth, social is now powered by rumble cloud shout out to rumble making some moves.

What else do we have did did elon end up buying twitter, yet is that happening? Has that happened? Florida taxpayers could face a 1 billion disney debt bomb if its special district status is revoked, don't know what that's about, but it sounds provocative. What western austria? This is a thing. This is a fossil that they found jim barcanus, jim bachmann rennis 280 million years ago, uh. Well, if those aren't little aliens, i don't know what to tell you i have.

I have no idea what to tell you if you don't think those are little aliens has. He talked about melvin capital. I mean clayton, i'm here i can hear you it's like kind of rude to talk about someone. That's in the same room as you.

I made a whole video on melvin capital. It was a complete guide on how to get destroyed in the stock market so that video is live. You can watch it as of last night, i'm really good at archery, but i suck at the market. I don't think this metaphor is working, maybe you're actually horrible at archery or maybe you're really good at the stock market, and you just haven't realized it yet it i could see it going either way.

Honestly, i think the issue is, as things started, going against me when i stopped playing music, let's get back to our stylish beats. Oh sorry, my apologies. I was surprisingly loud. Please don't sue me if i ruined your ear hearing.

This is a little bit much about this one. You need it to be a little bit more calm, i mean, after all, this is still a finance stream all right. What in the world's going on, i feel like the market's broken today. All right, maybe we just need a couple more emojis, like an arrow.

We pulled it back and now we're going to explode forward. Dixon cider, happy birthday. You have to treat it like a crossbow pull it back, load your bolt and take aim and then squeeze the trigger. Is that my mistake? I just don't know enough about these projectiles um, all right, we're kind of doing we're, throwing a couple hail marys here, folks to see what's gon na work for us today definitely did not play out the way.

I thought it would. What else do we need? These? Are just like this well, here's our home. Maybe we just need for it to know where its home is we'll put its home right there, all right. Obviously it's a blue house, maybe that's its issue, is it just doesn't know like where its home is, but now that we've established oh, like you, actually live here, the market will be like okay, cool thanks.

How do i feel about crsr corsair uh? I actually really like it as a long-term investment, very bullish on eevee, not evie. I am very bullish on eb, but i'm very bullish on esports. The market is perfectly where they want it to be uh yeah. But what about my needs like? What about where i want it to be, i feel like they're, not really considering that much which i frankly, i think is a bit rude.

I really do like, i feel, like they're doing what they want, but it's like with literally no consideration to what i want, which is straight up offensive. What all right you get! I get it. I hear the murmurs. I hear the people who are snickering about me right now, like man, can't believe he made that trade you're gon na be laughing you're not enjoy your laughter for now, because i will be the one who laughed it's.

The final laugh in this particular scenario, amc short interest. It's the same that it's been for like three weeks now, it's just below 20, the metrics involving amc and jimmy have really not changed. Much, don't forget about me this day. You know this is where i'm gon na find out who my real supporters are.

I see some people are starting to switch sides and be, like maybe matt, doesn't know much about the market, but to the people who are like. I see the methodology and his madness. I i see the real supporters bring you guys all to valhalla with me when i block in this sick nasty gain of 150. I just need uh, it's not really my fault.

I just need tesla to go a bit more. I just need nvidia to go a bit more. I just need what's red, what's hurting me today, let's see who we can actually blame all right. What here is red? That's hurting me: i'm not really seeing much red, and that is like personally what i find to be confusing because there's an obvious lack of red - and this is the s p.

500. So it blows my mind that the s p 500 isn't going the way i want it when i just i don't even see any red like there's so much green on this, like look it. Facebook is green. Kimberly clark is green.

Adobe is green. Um svb financial group is green, there's so much green right here i i just i mean you really have to like almost like squint to find the red in the market today. So the fact that i haven't been getting this like it, it's a little bit frustrating if i'm being honest, if i could be a little bit more like open and emotional, and just i guess, like emotionally raw with all of you, it's frustrating to know that there's, Like this type of manipulation going on, when i look here, i see all the green in the s p, 500 and then yet my bullish s, p 500. Trade is just not paying off.

So that's it's frustrating, it's frustrating to say the least. I mean twitter's going up apple. Basically, green netflix is green. Gamestop is green.

Amc is green, tesla's, green, american's, green united's, green everything's green, never seen it so bullish just started. How do you feel about bb ellen? I don't know never heard of her uh bearish. I guess would be, but i also like probably wouldn't touch it at all because it just like it's chasing, but this looks awful what happened. This is like just a failed spec.

This thing is vomiting: it dropped 39. It's a financial conglomerate, it's a smack play. That is just getting its like: teeth kicked in, i mean twitter's, ripping everything's ripping amc's up almost four percent right now, all right, i don't know what else i could do much with my emoji stuff this stock. Well, unless you already had a position against it, it's probably like a non-play right now.

It's definitely chasing sofi uh sofi, another one that just hit a new all-time low. I don't think it's being that heavily shorted. I could look it up. I think people are just selling it remember.

Stocks can go down without like any short interest. Oh, it does have a short interest: 20 cost to borrow kind of low utilization high. It's a larger float stock though, but like you're really fighting the trend on this one. All it's done since november is downtrend like there's, been no bullish, push on sofi like whatsoever all right.

Here we go here's. This is what i deserve. This is the world's biggest and bestest pico influencer. I i deserve this.

I deserve for it to rip all the way up and give me my monies: did amc make a gap opening, let me see nope no gap on amc, its opening was within the high and the low of the previous day, if you're within the high and the Low of the previous day, it's not a gap uh. What's the next song, maybe the issue is we just don't have the right song playing? Maybe this will be it. Maybe the issue is, we need more more excitement. Maybe we just need.

Maybe we need to get. We need to make going long desirable to the rest of the world all right time to use my influence on the world. Um just heard all of the cool kids are going long. Just saying.

We need the world to know that, like that's what the cool kids are doing, this is that's what i needed. That was like the missing part of this puzzle. Piece right there. That was the puzzle piece that was missing from this puzzle was like we needed the world to know that, like that's what the cool, because, like there's a lot of people who are like sitting on the sidelines and like wait, what are the cool kids doing today And they probably didn't know that, like all the cool kids are going long so now they're like oh okay, like that's what the cool kids are doing and boom bada boom bada bing.

Look at that! That's called influence. That's called pico influence this little green bar. Your boy throws out a tweet and we have a green bar. So that's science, that's just science in purest form, mullen mullins, looking good uh up 3.8 we're seeing some green all right.

Well, apparently, my pico influence didn't last too long, or maybe it's like delayed, maybe twitter's, just like not showing it to people. Oh wow. This is this trade's been going awry, really really awry, really really awry, but that's alright. Archery 101.

All right, i'm gon na get the last laugh today. Don't you guys worry, you got ta, be optimistic. It's a it's an emotion games, a lot of people think the market's about numbers and fundamentals and growth. It's not it's about pure enthusiasm.

It's the same thing of when you're waiting like rooting for your favorite sports team. It's not how good is the team. How well were they coached like? What's the execution on the day? No, it's the enthusiasm of the fans and the supporters, the harder you cheer, the more supportive you are, the better chance of them winning it has nothing to do with like the basket hoops or the the match goals, or anything like that. It's are you passionate as a fan? Are you making your voice heard? Do you have the coolest people on your side because the cooler, the fans you have the better chance of winning? That's why the lakers had a dynasty for so long, because all the coolest people were supporting the lakers folks.

This is science and the fact that this is new to some of you. It's blowing my mind. It makes me wonder, like what have you been learning about? The markets for the past year and a half can i peak hcdi, harbor custom development, inc, real estate development. I mean real estate's.

Looking pretty good recently feels a bit chasey because it was just that two. Now it's at 250, so you're chasing it to the tune of 25. You do have some resistance at 260.. If you already have a position, that's one thing but to chase it would make me a little bit.

Sus wow, that's called influence. What time did matt tweet? This i influenced the entire stock market. I i tweeted three minutes ago at 1003. Just so we don't forget this.

Where did matt tweet right here? We're gon na mark this? That's when matt coors tweeted? Do you think warren buffett can influence the market? You think bill ackman, no, the real influencer is matt. Kohrs market makers fear him. Hedge funds are jealous of them. It's just.

This is science folks. This is what this is. What's afforded to me, being the world's biggest pico influencer hashtag influence. Can i actually? How do i add a a little note here? Well, you guys all know.

That's when i tweeted 1003 boom warren buffett bill, ackman, elon musk, they were probably like. Oh coors went long. We should probably go along too it's just it's tiring. When all these big players they they look to me, they call me up in the morning and they're like matt.

What should we be doing and i'm like i don't know, i got ta go, ask chair and then you saw what happened. Obviously, they're very in tune with chair they're, clearly a little bit iffy on my quarter tactic but they're coming along they're they're coming along, don't you worry? Women are repulsed by him. Market makers fear him. Hedge funds are jealous of them.

Women are repulsed by them. Welcome to the world of matt coors, is he feared or is he loved people fear how much they love him? He officially has too much power. I have all the power. I feel like that.

Guy from star wars, there was a lot of star wars. I don't know if it was this week or last week that i said i haven't watched all the star wars movies and i didn't think they were that good um. Let me tell you like that: is one community base that you have to be very careful speaking illegal about, like the amount of dms, that i got, that people took it as a personal affront that i just like, don't like star wars, that much like holy guacamole Batman like it's, if star wars was publicly traded. I would just go long on it instantaneously because, like that community is ravenous, ravenous curious.

What did i have to spend for the hundred dollars for that futures market? I just put up a very normal. I think, like four thousand, like super good risk to reward super super good risk to reward four thousand dollars to make a hundred, i mean that's good. That's like a like a 1 to 40 setup in terms of 40 risk one reward. I think that, like that's good right, i don't know i'm not a scientist, oh twitter's, looking good mullen's, looking good amc is still having a decent push.

Having an issue at that 1760 level. That's hate speech not liking star wars, uh! That's! Definitely where a lot of people came from that? What do you think of sundial? I think tilray is better fundamentally as a company. It's also a penny stock and it's small, like it just has less of a backstop like less of a cash reserve to keep its lights on. If need be.

Toray uh partnering up with apha, tilray and cgc, are the bigger companies so for them to withstand pressure potential pressure of like waiting on legislation to keep up with the times. Sndl has less of a cash reserve. Thoughts on brqs i mean brqs has been making a lot of people a lot of money. It's not my play just because it's another penny stock uh, i don't know, what's been going on.

If it goes below 30 cents and closes below 30 cents, the party might be over, i mean it had a beautiful push. It ran about 134, remember bulls and bears eat hogs get slaughtered. If i start to see that like red flag development of it, closing below 30 cents party could very well be over on it, so be careful but obvi's beautiful push. I mean we had a three-day push of just 94 in three days alone.

That's incredible! That's absolutely incredible! I forget how many times matt has said he likes till ray better than sndl uh uh. Many many and i get it. I think um that's more of a psychology thing if people are attracted to it, because it's cheaper just because the stock is cheaper, doesn't actually mean it has more potential you're, always looking at percentage gain, don't look at it as how many shares you can buy. Look at it as you're going to invest a total amount of x dollars which do you think, will have a better percentage return um, that's kind of an erroneous way to look at it.

Mathematically of like, oh because sndl is cheaper. I can make more money off of it compared to something that might be nominally more expensive per share, such as tilray. Remember, it's! That's not the way to look at it. It's how much money do you want to invest? What's your percentage return on that investment, and then you just adjust your share count accordingly, uh lower price equals more risk.

Not necessarily i mean, for example, like apple is trading at 166, and facebook is trading at 189 that doesn't make apple more risky than facebook. Really. What you should be looking at is market cap, that's the value of a company, because they can always change how many shares they do or don't have with splits and reverse splits. Don't get too sucked into the game of how much is it per share? You got to get into the game of what's the market cap, that's the value of the company unless you get 100 shares and want to do covered calls okay.

Well, now, that's a little bit of a different game. If you're like talking about okay, i need to be able to hold this many shares, because i want to play options: that's a different story and that's something very fair to consider yeah. But could you afford a visitor to your ice chedi uh thoughts on extra toasty cheez-its? I like them, but i'm still, the my favorite is still the og like original cheeses, okay. Well, my pico influence ran out very very quickly.

It seemed to have lasted for two minutes, but that's why i'm a pico influencer and not a normal influencer normal influencers would have more influence than two minutes. That's how i know i'll be honest with myself, i'm just a pico influencer. Sometimes you just have to know where you are in this world: okay, apple speaking of apple, maybe apple is the more risky one, because it's ruining my life right now is it? Is there anything red in the s p? 500 right now, i'm still not seeing any red like whatsoever. I don't know - maybe there's some like oddball stocks that are little red like down here like a lion energy corporation, but other than that, i'm not really seeing much red in this heat map i mean.

There's there's a lot of green evgo, broad broadcom inc. That's a point: seven percent amd's green on the day. Netflix is green. On the day.

Twitter's green on the day match group is green on the day. Tesla's green kimber, i'm just not seeing any rent. I don't get. I don't see why things are selling off.

As my point uh, do you get pdt on futures trading? No there's no such thing as pattern day trading in the futures market as green as melvin's profile john good morning. Good morning, john, i hope you're having a fantastic day. Well, this is super, not fun. All right, maybe hang on.

I think i might know how to fix this. There we go. That's the old trick. You just have to invert gravity and the silly hedge funds thought they could trick me today.

They thought they could get the best of old matt cores no way jose literally just hit the ad old. The old invert gravity button easy peasy lemon squeezies. They thought they had me. They thought they had me.

They thought they could pull fast one, but i'm a little bit too smart a little bit too quick for the old, the old wall street world. You just got ta invert. It just got ta invert it. This is science folks, i honestly think more of your children, like you, probably your children, would probably learn from me than actually going to science class.

I doubt any of their science teachers showed them archery videos this morning. They want to run the charts down on us.