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Okay, most of you watching this right now are sinks. You're single income. No kids. If you're living with a significant other, you're a Dink Double income.

No kids. If you want kids in the future, you're a Sinky or a Dinky Double Incomes No kids yet. One of my favorites is the Dink Wad Double Income No kids with a dog. Similarly, the Dink wa Double Incomes No kids with a house.

Now, because of the math, if you're a Dink that automatically makes your parents pod wogs, Parents of dinks without grandkids. And if you're a Dink W, that makes your parents pod wads, parents of Dinks with a dog. Oh, and if you're a One income, no kids, and you're living on a farm, that makes you an oink. I Don't know if we really necessarily got into the world of Kinks but I assume that's coming in the next video.


8 thoughts on “Wtf is a dink?!”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @graymars1097 says:

    I forgot them all and I'm not watching again so … I'm an asshole 👍

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @darkfangulas says:

    Proud to be an oink

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @ClubFootBilly says:

    was wondering what the "dink" tweet was about… im crying rn lmao

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @Francisco1st says:

    Kinks is a Kid with an income aka Brandon’s favorite air freshener scent

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @insanityaesthetic9656 says:

    Im double income chinese kids, whats the abbreviation for that?

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @raymondpalacios3032 says:

    Whatever happened to the English language?

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @kermitgotdrip691 says:

    gen alpha has grown up

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @txcavi says:

    What if I don't have kids but my sister does. What does that make my parents. I'm married with 3 dogs no kids and I have a house.

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