They say you don't got ta go home, but you can't stay here. Won't you wait for me, uh. Ah hey this. Is this is kind of it? This is the kind of the friday party for the final stream of the week, really man what another fun week.

In the books, well, it's been fun if you've been short against equities or crypto, but if you've been long, it's been the opposite of that some would say you are experiencing immense displeasure uh. For me, i need a new iphone, so i was just in chat and they they kind of laid out what i need to be doing not need to be doing so. I need the spy to go a little bit more. So after this i can go, buy a new iphone.

You know, obviously, i'm trying to support apple here and get apple to bounce back up, but first i need the market to go down. So it's a little bit of a risk. It's a little bit of a fun piece of action, so if you guys want, we can watch the market because, right now it is vomiting. Honestly, the s p 500.

Is it's going full amber herd on us. It is absolutely the bed so looks like. I might be able to buy an iphone, but i do want to talk about crypto in the state of crypto. From a technical perspective, it's a bit red, not too much of the craziest stuff is going on, though um in terms of technicals like a little bit red.

I have some updates for you that i want to go over so we'll rip through that quick. Then we could talk about the markets, whether it's crypto or equities uh. If you guys want to just do some hood rat stuff and play some music, i don't know we'll figure it out. It's always.

Fridays are always giant mysteries. They really are like what are we gon na do? What are we not gon na do so uh we'll we'll leave this to baby jesus himself to guide us along the path, but before we do any of that, don't forget to sign up for ftx. It is pinned to the top of chat, they're awesome. The ecosystem is expanding at a rapid rapid rate.

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It's hexa and it's a coin. That's green right! Now! Uh doge is actually now a little bit green, but hex and apecoin are the ones that have been doing pretty well this week um. So if we take a look at bitcoin, particularly on the daily chart, this is what i'm saying where it's like a little bit. Muted, we're still halfway through this wedge uh we're not really it's not showing much strength, but it's not showing too much weakness either.

We're just we're consolidating we're just waiting for this consolidation breakout from this wedge that we've been watching ever since january of this year. So basically, 2022 crypto's been consolidating pretty, we did almost break out, but it was a failed breakout. Obviously, a failed breakout is bearish. Now we're back in it.

So lower highs, higher lows: it's consolidation and it's been consolidating pretty much for all of 2022.. Now obviously, bitcoin ethereum solano, all looking the same apecoin we're gon na be talking about that one remember, a coin has nothing to do with amc. Has nothing to do with jimmy has nothing to do with equities. It is more of a naming overlap, but there are other strong ape communities on this planet and one of them is the board apiac club, which is now associated with the board.

Ape kennel club me bits crypto punks, it's one of the most prolific nft communities out there, and this is their native currency and the reason right now it's spiking is because their metaverse is gon na go live on saturday april 30th and the currency that you're gon Na need is apecoin and a lot of people are excited about this metaversal. So that's what's going on there once again this once again, it's a naming overlap, but it has nothing to do with amc, gme, equity, apes or especially tamc the amc whatever whatever. That is. That's another one: that's actually going live tomorrow, but that one sounds like a complete rug of a situation so naming overlaps.

But that's all that's! The only association is that they have some similar naming, but that's it. That's where it ends 100. Um we'll throw up hex. Just because this has been having a nice push as well, um, actually, all the ones you see on the screen i'm invested in i'm in hex hex it i would love for it to bounce.

I believe it's in two weeks that the pulse chain goes live on. Hex, so if you're a hexagon welcome, welcome, welcome great apy, great great apy um. Let's uh give you an update here, we're a little bit lower. The market cap of crypto is now at 1.7 trillion over the past week, we're seeing quite a bit of red, excluding hex and ape they're looking good over the past week, uh in terms of the past 24 hours yeah.

Well, we know the correlation between the spy and the q's is very, very high, in fact we're at as almost an all-time high with the correlation between the s p, 500 and the bitcoin and the bitcoin and bitcoin excuse me. I sound like when they said the facebook. No, let's just be cool, let's drop the the anyway high correlation, so as stuff is selling off it's kind of doing it in unison, giving away free bitcoin at canada's top university exactly seven years ago. Every envelope is now worth 1k.

I just thought this would be cool because it kind of shows you the ooh hang on there's music, so that's going to get copyrighted anyway. It'll probably get struck down. Just you know. If you were watching this morning stream, i ended up getting 10 copyright hits for that.

So it's not really a strike against your channel. It just means that the video, if you get one you can't get monetized and i got 10. So i guess, if you're gon na, do it you're gon na? Do it big el salvador president says his prediction of bitcoin hitting 100k this year is still in play. Now i don't think he's like an economist or anything like that he's a president which is still obviously highly respected, but with it a hundred k this year it would be possible, in my opinion, but first of all, we just really need to get the insanity of The hawkish fed and absurd inflation behind us the earlier we can put that behind us, that's going to be then the faster we can get back on track with crypto and with equities.

So is it possible? Well, i kind of want to see the time table of the fed which remember we find that out wednesday of next week wednesday may. The 4th is when we are going to be getting the next results of the fomc meeting, which is on tuesday and wednesday. The third and the fourth at 2 p.m. Et wednesday we're going to get the nest, interest rate hike, which is going to most likely be 0.5 uh, 50 bips.

So most people are pricing that in already, i would argue strongly that it has much more to do with. In reality, it has much more to do with what is going to be going on with the balance sheet balance sheet reduction, balance sheet normalization whatever you call it, how aggressive do they want to be with that now, the more aggressive they are, that's more hawkish, which Is not good for the markets, but it is better to battle inflation in the short term if they want to be more dovish. Well, that's better for crypto and equities, but it's not as good for inflation. So it's kind of a pick, your poison type of a scenario, but anyway wrapping it all the way back to 100k for this year.

I think it depends on how quickly we can get this inflation saga behind us in the long term. I actually feel confident in bitcoin hitting a million dollars given enough time. It's just okay, what's the time frame, gon na actually be, and that's why i find it easiest, especially when it comes to bitcoin just to be a long like a long-term diamond handed hodler. I think that's easiest and if it goes down in the short term, if you want you could dollar cost average and then other than that you're just kind of sitting around waiting waiting waiting once again talking about inflation.

Yes, it sucks here in the us, but um you can see it's very bad elsewhere in the world, uh very bad elsewhere. I believe this is turkey argentina's at 55, like these are sky high numbers. Actually, this one that's at 284 uh. I don't know this flag off the top of my head.

Does anyone know this flag? I thought this was 28.4, so i didn't really like even bother to look it up, but that was just a misreading by me. Uh. Does anyone in chat whether you're on youtube or rumble or wherever you're watching? Does anyone know what this bottom flag is? 284 percent? Is ridiculous? Inflation re? That's venezuela, i don't know someone fact-checked venezuela now now, i'm gon na have to fact check it. Look at all my geography expert experts - it is you guys, are spot on.

Thank you. Okay, venezuela, horrific horrific, horrific uh, so it looks like we might have a couple countries right here, top three up to bat with taking on crypto, particularly bitcoin as its legal tender. Just in u.s labor department has grave concerns with fidelity's new 401k bitcoin, offering they're scared of adoption uh. This is weird because it just got announced earlier this week that fidelity is offering it, and then we have skybridge and microstrategy that are like hey we're going to do this with fidelity in our allow our employees to do it.

But now there's a quick, potentially negative u-turn on this development. The u.s labor department uh, depending on how grave their said concerns, are they might end up shutting the partying down. So we'll pay attention to this storyline to see if it develops goldman sachs makes its first bitcoin backed loan. The global investment bank allowed a borrower to use cryptocurrency as collateral for a cash loan.

We recently extended a secured lending facility where we lent fiat collateralized on btc btc being owned by the borrower. The interesting piece for us was the structure and the 24 7 365 day risk management. So this is the first of something that i would strongly argue is going to be commonplace. So, even though they did this, like obviously there's other big institutions that are i.e, u.s labor department that are kind of still iffy about okay, 401ks.

So we're right now at kind of like the awkward fulcrum and it's bending back and forth of like okay, which way is wall street and regulation going to break. I would argue that being institutions on the side of wall street, big banks, pension funds, that type of thing, they're, leaning in the way of support and the thing that is currently counteracting - it is really just, i would say, the government regulatory side of saying. Okay, it doesn't seem like they're, fully ready to jump into the waters quite yet, but i think, as more of these regulations are defined and to continue with the metaphor, i think, as we get the floaties on our regulatory bodies, they're going to feel a little bit More comfortable with cannonballing into the world of crypto new oklahoma state legislature approved a bill giving tax incentives to bitcoin miners this week. So this is a follow-up of what we saw on texas this week uh.

What was it fort worth that we actually saw the government of fort worth saying: hey, we're actually going to pilot mining, and now we see this coming out of oklahoma as well, which shout out to oklahoma sounds like they are kind of getting very quickly with the Times swiss central bank is opposed to holding bitcoin as a reserve. Currency horse and buggy operators opposed automobiles. Well, that's kind of smart and i get that. But the story itself is a little bit more complicated.

Swiss national bank owns no bitcoin but could buy in the future. According to the chair, while bitcoin today doesn't meet norms of currency reserves said thomas jordan, there's no technical bar to purchase the swiss national bank. Smb is currently interested in holding bitcoin, but could move quickly to do so at some point, so they don't own it, but they might go quickly, so it's not like as against it as it sounded just in that tweet buying bitcoin is not a problem for us. We can do that either directly or can buy investment products which are based on bitcoin.

We can arrange the technical and operative conditions relatively quickly when we are convinced we must have bitcoin on our balance sheet. We do not believe bitcoin meets the requirements of currency reserves, so they're just it sounds to me like they could be convinced uh. It doesn't sound like they're completely shutting this down and once again this is all in reference to the swiss national bank, but have they done it not yet, obviously by their own admission, but it sounds like okay, we get it, we could do it quickly. It sounds like they just need to be a little bit more orange pilled over 50 of panama's population is unbanked they're, now getting close to adopting bitcoin and that they are just in panamanian politicians with the bill to regulate the commercialization and use of bitcoin and crypto.

So obviously, it still has to go through their government, but it kind of makes sense, 50, unbanked, well bitcoin. It's really yourself, banking, which i think is awesome because you become your own bank and you don't have to rely on whatever if another country is going to shut it down if it's shut down on the weekends, if you're missing it on some random government holiday. If you really think about it, the fact that your wealth can be stored at a business that just has like arbitrary hours in itself is kind of ridiculous. New.

The ukrainian government is stepping it up and now they're accepting nft donations, buy nfts, collect collection of donated nfts. We have a mooncat, an mf or an mfr, and a cryptopunk all donated to help out with what's going on in ukraine right now, literally millions of dollars, equivalent in usc, has already gone to the ukrainian cause, and now it's interesting that they're, just like fully taking On crypto, in all of his caveats and now, including nfts finland, to sell 75 million worth of confiscated bitcoin in the coming weeks, so this is a story that broke yesterday, um and now they're, getting really ready to go with it in the short term breaking this Is just i want to tie it up with mining just because that's been a little bit more in the news over the past week, breaking greenpeace's thesis on bitcoin mining being bad for the environment, totally broken alongside their reputation. Now, if you want to go to dsbatten on twitter, this is a very interesting read of like okay, i get it, it's basically saying hey. Is it perfect? No, but if you want to fight what's going on in terms of impact on the climate, it's way better to fight methionine opposed to mining right now like if you want to take off, take on the most proud problematic issue take on methane before you take on Bitcoin mining, it would be a better use of time, pretty interesting, read once again at dsbat and it was cool check it out.

Bitcoin long-term holder capitulation uh, so once again, the rational route. Another account that, like, if you're in the world of crypto, it's just a must, must must follow uh kind of seeing the a swing around of like okay at first lots of lots of holding then a little bit. But right now we're actually calling for a reversionary bounce off of it which, depending on the time frame, i just thought it was interesting when it lines up with such a key level of 37 000 and the bottom of this wedge and a lower rsi it's. So it's always interesting when you see multiple forms of ta well, this is a little bit of like i would say what evaluation of the the holder base along with it.

It's interesting when you see multiple aligning together. So if you're long on ether in the short term, you're probably going to be crying right now, we know that with very very high accuracy, the inverse jim kramer etf crushes it. Basically, if you just do the opposite of jim cramer, you're most likely going to make quite a bit of money. Well recently, kramer came out saying i see 40 increase in ethereum.

So i'm i'm sorry, i'm sorry! I'm sorry that i have to be the bearer of bad news, and now let you know that most likely in the short term or maybe we'll get lucky and jim cramer, will quickly turn bearish on ethereum but um in the short term. He pretty much signed like your death warrant in the short term. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry remember this. Wasn't me this was our old boy, jim cramer and last but not least, apecoin apecoin, apecoin, apecoin apecoin futures see 36 million in liquidations after volatile training.

The token surge and sank as new features in the board api club ecosystem went live. Well, let's pull it up. We could do this thing in real time, so it went absolutely crazy. In fact, last night it tagged 27.62, almost 28 apecoin, it's just going crazy.

Uh, remember nothing to do with amc, gme or any equity has something to do with a very strong prolific and successful nft community. This is their native token and it will be the de facto currency for their metaverse, which is called the other side and land in that metaverse is going for sale tomorrow, april 30th. So, if you're watching this in real time just know saturday april 30th, they're going to be doing a dutch auction for all the land in the other side and there's a lot of anticipation for it. But anyway, the fact that people are going to be needing this currency to be able to purchase it.

That's why we've seen this run up, because people have just been converting other currencies into it or usd into it, but anyway, there's been more and more demand. For said, currency, eight coin: in order to get for this, the other side sale which we'll be going tomorrow once again, it's a dutch auction uh. So, if you're at all interested in it for me, i have a feeling that it's gon na be a little bit too rich for my blood. Just seeing the bloated price of the board ape yacht club, crypto punks me bits um, those nft projects.

I think there's just a lot of people with a lot of money, so i think the land will quickly quickly become bloated, but i don't know i'll still check it out just to see. What's what i don't know it might be interesting, but we'll see how it all ends up really going it. I just want to let you know the rsi is overextended, so if you're like hey, should i be getting into apecoin right now? I can't with good conscious say that this is a reasonable time to get in just because the risk is too high. You might have a buy.

The rumor sell the news i.e. The news coming out tomorrow, type of an event also aligned with the fact that the rsi is already blown like you, don't want to be buying when the rsi is already jacked up so from a technical and just from a good old adage in the market. I don't know if this is a reasonable time. I myself got in sub 14, so i'm sitting comfortable.

I mean i'm up eight bucks, so i'm very happy with what's going on, but if you're like on the sidelines and you're waiting, i mean, i think you need a bit more patience because to me the deck is not currently stacked in your favor. It might fully continue to rip but you're, taking that with a pretty high risk of like a breathing point being all the way down at 12. So it's up to you. It's a high risk, high reward type of a thing you got to do what you want to do at the end of the day.

It's your own money. I just wanted to share my thoughts on it um i do see an avenue which, in the future, as long as that community and the metaverse continues to grow, i could see this going higher and higher, but in terms of a short-term type of a thing of Like did you get in at a reasonable price? I never like buying or investing when the rsi on the daily chart is already in the overbought territory. It's the overbought territory, but overall i do think it has potential. It all comes down to what time frame are you looking at it for now with all that being said, i do want to come back to this, just because i'm heavily betting against the s.

P 500, like i said, i'm trying to buy an iphone because mine is old and the battery lasts an hour if i'm lucky so i'm quickly or i'm hoping that this continues downward and downward and downward. But obviously time will tell and i will be watching the support level of 416.. That's what i have for you. I want to turn it back over to you.

If you haven't already don't forget to hit the like button and don't forget to join up with the moon gang by hitting that subscribe button um other than that i mean what time is it? I mean i'm more than happy to answer your questions, but if you guys just kind of want to mess around until like market close, i'm down i'm down to clown, i'm down to clown uh sales at nine am et t2 wait tool. Shred uh, i think you have a bit of a typo in yours, but the article we just read yesterday. It is a dutch auction. Lots of land is 305 eight, so, depending on who you're i mean, i still think that could be pricey 305.

uh. Do i still have a futures position? I do i do i do i do in fact i i didn't double down, but i increased my bet and now i'm three contracts against the market. Oh it's no longer! Okay, so they switched it. It was a dutch auction and now they okay.

I appreciate that clarification. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you lisa day stupid question, but will we ever see amc and jimmy go up again i mean no one can definitively tell you the future. I mean i'm hopeful for it, but also my personal hope is not a thing that impacts your p l i mean, as hopeful as i can be like time, will tell it's one of those things that no one would know the future on it. 7K for land 305 ape matt, look at their official twitter, wait, okay, so i'll look at their official twitter, but matt maggie, i'm probably butchering your name. My apologies.

Can you tell us what you mean 7k for land 305 ape what what does 305 8 mean? Can you share that with the class okay, so it was updated by board api club and other side, the metaverse, that it is no longer a dutch auction uh. I just want to know so. It looks like you can get 305 ape per min. The price of the mint, so what time does the mint start? Because now i just want to be like a hood rat, maybe i'll skip on the iphone and i'll take the win off of betting against the market.

I mean we're, i'm crushing the market right now. One piece of land - it's 305 apecoin and it starts at 9, 00 pm et tomorrow. I bet this is on the other side's uh other side, i'll buy land. I mean i got into ape pretty cheaply.

Other side meta is this: it yeah. This looks like it's. It it has to be a kyc wallet. Yes, it has to be that you need to get a verified kyc in the morning.

At 9, 00 am and 9 pm 12 hours. After is the sale matt. You are a wealth of information information, so at 9 00 a.m. That's when you make the wallet or should i be making a wallet right now.

Did i get a bloomberg? Definitely not definitely, definitely not uh uh uh, boardapelancel.com warning this link may be unsafe. Well, that doesn't seem good, spammy or unsafe, whatever all right. Well, i can't even reach the website that doesn't look good, any coupons for ttg courses in the description uh, you could get a free 7-day trial wrong account. Oh well, that doesn't seem good.

Well, what's the hang on, let's go into a coin, does apecoin? Did it tag other side? Ah, what do we have here? Apecoin governance? This is the verified one board, a bia club. Do they have other side in here? Other side meta here we go other side, meta. Okay, this one has like double the followers. Is it verified created by yuga labs? They are following you glabs at other side, meta, okay, at other side meta.

You can create the wallet now. Where is the link for their wallet? Dutch auctions are actually i'm still following the other account all right. I should probably unfollow that yeah, let's get rid of that one, so i don't get tricked bamboozled hoodwinked all right folks, let me know if the spy does anything crazy, because i still very much need to pay attention i'll get margin called at market close. So i need to get out today, um the other side.

Adventure will begin 4 30 on the. So even this doesn't work that is not getting coming. 4. 30..

So, there's no way for me to kyc right now: where's my new french friend matt where's, my french friend matt. How do i kyc the other of venture will begin 4, 30 at 12 pm et on other side.xyz. The kyc on some things is brewing. Xyz was to participate in saturday's mint.

Only those who kydc can participate. The mint will be exclusively in apecoin, though you'll need some east for gas you'll want to both in the wallet you used in kyc. Mint will be a dutch auction style so when they switch that to acorn the price will decline over time. The starting prices that i will be announced later this week, the morning of 4 30 you'll, be able to pre-approve your kyc wallet on the otherside.com.

How do you freaking kyc a wallet right now? I don't know i'm doing it tomorrow morning. I don't get it. I feel like this is a great way to get scammed. I feel like you need to be very careful.

How do you? How do you do? It sounds like they open the kyc tomorrow. Can anyone confirm or deny this, because when i click on this website, uh? Oh, i feel like if i click this i'm about to lose everything i feel like as soon as i hit that button. My entire wallet's gon na get drained. It really has like if i feel like, like the difference between my wallet having in it and not having in it, is clicking this button all right, you guys know what we do in these types of situations.

You guys know what we do in these types of situations hang on. You know, there's only one fair way to do it, don't do it if i'm suspicious uh folks we'll get to the bottom of this we'll get to the bottom of this. We have a a failsafe system. Click don't do all right here.

We are all right, don't undo the wheel, told me it's safe, so it it said it's safe. It very much said that i'm supposed to all right. Let's it has informed me that i'm okay to do this uh all right connect to metamask. Let's see what happens! Nothing, hello, i'm clicking the button.

I just logged into my meta mask. Oh wait! Next, connect with metamask next connect connect connecting connecting okay. Now, what do i do? It says status? I did it, i i did something status, i don't. I was about to show you guys it, but i don't think i'm supposed to show it to you.

It says status, not registered uh. Oh anyone. Anyone can it's all right. Well, i mean i can show you guys my wallet like what are you gon na do? Did i break something? I don't care if you guys want to send me all your money and crypto have at it.

I'm 4cb2. 4Cb2. That's me: uh mueller bueller where's, my new french friend matt matt, my french friend wee-wee. I feel like i'm just not speaking his language right now, chris song, anita chris, that's what i'm gon na do you know what i'm gon na do with my land in the ape otherworld other side thing, i'm gon na open a croissant shop.

That's all! I'm gon na do everyone else, has big big ambitions to light the metaverse on fire. I just need to i i really i'm just going to open up the top tier croissant shop. Oh chris did he leave us, did matt leave us. Did our french friend leave us matt? Is he in here? I swear.

I'm gon na hunt this kid down. If he's gone, matt he's in here answer me all right. If everyone could spam frenchman, matt that'd be a big. Oh now he's there, no, no cert uh.

We need to speak his language here, i'll i'll, get him english to french all right here we go me amigo mateo. I need help my friend matt. We have to communicate with him. He's like an alien jebus wondered me, i'm not french.

My last name is oh. I feel, like we've, been communicating with the wrong wrong guy then well now. This is awkward. I feel in a way man.

I kind of feel like you've lied, not only to me but to all of us. We were all very much assuming we were speaking with a french person, but now i was picturing like a mime with a baguette, a curly little french, like mustache type of a thing, and now you're like yeah, no dude, it's just my last name is french. So i don't know, i think, maybe you should reflect on that in the future of how you decide to interact with people. Maybe change your name.

I don't know just just a suggestion, maybe it's time that you do something like a little bit more different with your life, because i think i can speak on all 1000 of us in here that, like we're a little bit offended. Ah just a little bit offended. Uh hang on. Maybe this will hurt.

You hurt us to fed. How do people speak this language? You know what that means. Matt. It means you hurt us prick.

I don't mean that i just i'm being dramatic you're, not a prick dick, yes, fun fact about me. I was born on bastille's day when they let all the prisoners out on july 14th. I feel like i'm more french than matt. One of us is an imposter and it's you know: that's a tough one, that's a tough one, but on the bright side i'm making money, i'm making money.

It says i'm up eight! Oh you guys can't see this choo choo sesay new yeah uh. It says i'm up eight grand in this corner, but that's wrong um, but i am making money currently, which is sick. I decided to we had doubled down and then i decided to triple down around 145.. So right here it says minus three.

I don't know if you guys can see that um. I took another position, so i'm betting three contracts and as long as it doesn't go against me, i shouldn't get margin called. But if it goes against me in the slightest i'll probably get margin called, but it's cooking with potatoes right now, whereas matt would say cooking with a bucket full of lies all right. Let's see what my average cost is, so i got into this one at four.

One nine one, four one, nine one, the other one was four: oh four, two hundred and two seventy five and then where was the one that i did earlier today? Let's change the time frame. Let's uh, no time frame time frame we'll go to five minute. The other one today was four two, six, four, four, two six four uh, 25 25., all right mathematicians. Let's just add this up and see what it is.

So we are at four one: nine one plus four, two o two, seven, five plus four. Two. Six. Four point: two: five divide that by three our average is 4219., so this average is wrong um and that's because of something stupid, but don't worry about that drawing 4219! No, i didn't want that.

Four thousand, two hundred nineteen - that's our out uh! What's going on here! Stop well that's stupid. All you guys need to really know is that i'm the best trader on this side of the mississippi. That's like what you really 4 000. What did we say i'll just put it up on this, because this is easier to use uh.

Three minutes so 4219.: that's the average, that's where i'm in at 4219., okay and then every point that it moves below it is and fifty dollars. So one point for one contract is fifty dollars. So now that i have three, every point is fifty times three a hundred and fifty so whatever that is um. So that means that right here, as long as we're in on that 19 times 150.

So as long as i'm a block it in before this, i lock in 2850, but that doesn't make the most sense because i lost this is not counting the loss of yesterday. So we have to backtrack. All of that which is kind of a bummer. So really hang on.

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang shhhh indoor voices, indoor voices, so we can do this math and we'll just lower our average counting the loss from yesterday. The loss from yesterday would be: where did we get out yesterday? 61.. 61.. Oh, okay! So really our average, our working average is from there.

Let's get rid of all this, let's make it easy, peasy lemon squeezies, so even counting the loss of yesterday. Let's just pretend our position's here: that's counting the loss, so every point below that is 150 and i've recently decided that i need to care more about my heart health. So i want to buy an apple watch and then i was like well if i'm buying an apple watch. I also need an iphone because i have an iphone like seven and its battery life is pretty much a freaking hour so um.

Now i wan na care about my heart health, so i should get an apple watch which i think is like 400. Then i need a new iphone, which i think is like 1200 or 1400, depending on the one you get, and now i'm also interested in the land sale, which i don't know if i just completely got rid of all my information anyway um. So i'm all over folks. I just need this to go down.

More is the answer the more this goes, the more i can do iphone seven yeah. I, like i'm one of these people, that when you get one i just hold on to it forever, like i don't know, it was fine until recently, now the battery life just sucks on it, i'm i don't know. I usually just keep my stuff for a long time until it just stops working. I don't really get the concept of always needing to get like the new one like each year like.

I need that, like i don't there's people who are very very interested. It's just not me, just not me, i'm a fan of my iphone 3.. This is support, which is a little bit of a bummer, a little bit of a bummer uh. Where are we? Is it gon na bounce here, like it very well, could bounce here and what i'm talking about is right here, look it! This is the exact level we bounce the 26th to 27th.

You know to actually breach the low of the 27th. What was that 4 1501? So another dollar, so somewhere in between 415 and 416, there could very legitimately buy be a wall of buyers dude. Even my 12 year old has an eight spend some of those attendees uh i mean i don't know i just didn't. I don't really like spend much money.

Folks. I spend my money on this stuff on gambling on the internet. I'm not really a person who like goes out and buys things. It's not a buying thing person.

Don't iphones still have plan obsolescence. I don't know. I just know that iphones have blue text bubbles and over my dead body, will i be a green text bubble type of a person. I just there's certain things in life that i would just yeah yeah yeah.

You guys know how it is well, what's everyone's vote on getting this stream demonetized, because we could play some fun music if everyone's cool with me not making money on this stream. As long as you guys are cool with me, not making money uh. Are you guys cool with it? No, no don't do it. I just really want to listen to music fix ape.

What's here to fix this thing is still sky high, it's sky high, all right! Well, while you guys are figuring that out. Well, you guys are figuring that out um. Where are we going your channel? Your call, i just need, like i want to celebrate, making this money. How much is land right now you said seven grand: where do they think people have seven grand, doesn't make sense that doesn't make sense.

All right do want to listen to a bo burnham song that i decided. I love again what how i studied for 12 hours. A day for over a year, how did someone do that all right? Well, let's kick this off. Let's get into the mood for the market, sell-off! You guys know what that means.

You guys know what that means. Bye, hey baby, come on now, it's time to leave. Destroy this market, i will end this thing. Give me one good reason: baby all right: where are we at yeah all right? We're currently up six grand counting the loss from yesterday? So even if you count the last one yesterday, we were up two and a half.

So we're up nine grand on the week almost team, we're crushing it. We are the markets, don't let anyone tell you otherwise we are the market. This game is so easy. You just need magnets and hammers.

Oh, am i gon na get taken down all right, we're crushing it week how bad was yesterday? Oh, we lost. We lost like three grand yesterday so up until yesterday, up until yesterday we made two and a half grand roughly then we lost three grand and now today we're up. I don't know a lot we're up uh i mean what are we trading at whatever? The es? Is trading at all? You have to do to figure out what we're at is realize. We got in here at 4199, every single point, we're below that we're up another 150 dollars so right now, for example, we are, i don't know 40.

So, what's 40 times 40 times is my math off 40 times 150. we're up 6 grand all right. This is our sixth grand mark hang on. I wanted to listen to some of bo burnham songs since in respect of amazon, we need to listen to this one.

This is for all the bezos lovers out there, all right. Six, grand entrepreneur born in 1964, jeffrey jeffrey basin, great great song, you know. What's sad - is he's actually now dropped to the third richest person in the world. Jeffrey come on jeffrey, you can do it pave the way.

Put your back into it. Tell us. Why show us how look at where you came from look at you now, zuckerberg and gates, and buff and amateurs can suck and their wives drink their blood come on. Jeff get him all right.

What is this one? This is in respect of him becoming the third richest person. What is this one? My producer just sent this. What is just this? The eighth grade, mama used to say, don't stay off the lake with the bad boys. Always shoot the bull josephine from the blanket school, that's my mama all right just so.

Everyone knows this middle mark is where i'm at five grand, and this bottom mark is when we're up ten grand 7.5. If we hit 10, i just have to take the money and go like you can't look 10 grand in the face like i don't know about that. If we hit 10 grand i'm just gon na, take the money awesome what the hell did you set up? I don't know what the that is. Let's get some cathedral stuff in here.

Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun it's almost over? It's just begun, don't overthink! This look in my eye. Don't be scared, don't be shy. Come on knows everybody! No! For me all right, this is going the wrong way so uh five years ago i quit performing live comedy because i was beginning to have uh severe panic attacks, while on stage is he gon na break trying to improve myself mentally? If we come back down, this thing might shoot to 410 in the power hour. This could get so nutty folks, it is that's the support and there's some buyers right now, but man, oh man, 2020.

I thought you know what i should start performing again. I've been hiding from the world and i need to poor bezos re-enter and then the funniest thing happened. Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun it's almost over? It's don't just this. Look in my eye.

Don't be scared, don't be shy. Come on in the water's! Fine, you say the ocean's rising. Like i give a you say, the whole world. Everybody knows everybody knows everybody we're going to go.

Everybody knows everybody. Oh, we are riding all right. Well, that's our reasoning for the day we're making more money. This song is awful.

You're awful: how about that? How about that? How about that tough guy, all right, we're letting it ride um? How much are this is actually kind of getting stupid, but it's the rules of the game. I don't make the rules. I just follow the rules oops. I don't want this to play, that's actually a good song, it's actually a really good song.

Um all right! Well, 65 is 5k, 48.5 is 7.5, and then, if we get to 32, that's 10k, so that's where we're at and i just feel like. I feel like power hour is gon na be crazy. I just don't know what direction it's either gon na base and push into the weekend or it's gon na just vomit into the weekend. It's gon na be something i don't think we're gon na get a quiet.

Close in the slightest just to really throw that out there, it looks like the market's taken a full-on amber heard. Wait what the hell is. This clip twice, mr jenkins, turning your attention to april 21st. 2016.

uh. Can you tell the jury what you recall about that day? You repeat the questions here sure so turn in your attention to april 21st. 2016.. Can you tell the jury? What you recall about that day was the birthday party being held at the penthouse and when you say the penthouse, what are you referring to it's the eastern columbia build, and what were you doing that evening? That evening i was assigned security on the detail.

Were you inside the residence while the birthday party was taking place? I was in the cp, the command post, that's stationed on the same floor right outside of the elevator and did you interact with miss hurt at all that evening? Yes, i did in regards to getting her clients keys, parking making sure no one else was on the floor that wasn't invited to the party. Were there any issues at the birthday party uh at the time, uh that you were present at the penthouses? No issues except for the boss did not show up, and do you recall what time you left that day, 11. 15 p.m. Mr jenkins, what happened the next day april? 22 2016..

I arrived early 10 45. I went upstairs to the penthouse. I was informed by amber that she got in the fight with johnny. Last night she drew his personal property over the balcony into the streets.

Ninth and brother, and when you say personal property, what are you referring to his phone wallet? Credit cards, passports? Everything that's in his wallet did miss hurd, say anything else to you about this uh altercation, nothing except she they were fighting. And so what? What did you do after? Mr? Let's get to the good stuff, mr deff's personal property off the balcony, formulated a plan with norm from the office to use the find my phone app hit the streets and try to get lucky. Did you end up finding mr depp's phone? Yes, i did skid row, probably six miles from the house and who had the who had the phone, a homeless gentleman unhoused gentleman. I approached him about the phone.

He was honest, he returned it. I gave him a reward for it and what was the reward? 420 dollars? Chicken tacos chips, apples, fiji, water, four hundred twenty dollars after finding mr depp's phone. What did you do? I returned to the penthouse showed the phone to amber that i retrieved it. I left it in the sheet in the cp for the evening security to return it to mr deb, so after figuring out uh things with the phone.

What what happened? Next, what happened next is: i walked amber to the car. We got everybody in the car she's on her way to coachella. I went back to the penthouse to retrieve the dogs in the luggage. Were you also going to coachella with miss heard? Yes, i was.

I was the transportation for amber and her friends while she was at coachella. So how did you get to coachella volumes max joe, the suv provided by johnny with the animals and all the luggage in and headed out to the bin and the the morning of april 22nd? Did you see uh any injuries on misheard, no marks no engines, um and so driving out to coachella? Did anyone drive with you right at this key level 415. and how did miss heard get to coachella she drove her. Mustang was anyone else in her car? She was with, i believe, her sister and one other friend her assistant, and do you know how many days miss heard and her friends were planning to stay at coachella, so the following monday? I believe it's the 25th of april vomit, and do you recall where miss heard was staying at coachella dude? Let's get to the park, come on boutique hotels, they're in palm springs outside of coachella.

Were you also staying at the parker hotel? I also stayed there, and so did you attend coachella for work or for pleasure for work, and what was your job that weekend uh just the marketplace: security and transportation snapped 4 15. about new intraday low, looks like we're gon na be selling off for power hour. Do you recall what time approximately you arrived at the parker hotel on april 22nd, around 5 30 ish, maybe quarter to six and we're going her friends buckle up team april 22nd buckle up buttercup that evening we arrived we're inside the room. They let us in.

We let all the luggage in and uh, we proceeded to uh plan for that evening to depart by seven. Oh man just to get to. I drove them to bed done wrong and how often all the way? Until do you know what cosmos heard to be sick to their room, to collect them to take them out that evening? So is that something excuse me is that something you witnessed. I witnessed it and what did you do? Uh in response to miss heard being sick at coachella where's, the good stuff i collected her got her in the vehicle.

She didn't want anybody else to know that she was sick. Take her back to the parker alone. I took those uh miss herd got sick. Do you recall what her symptoms were? Yeah she was throwing up.

Were we clicking? Did you see any injuries of any kind on this herd april? 22Nd. 2016.. What about the rest of that weekend, mr jenkins? Any injuries that you saw no injuries, vomit um, have you ever witnessed any physical abuse between mr depp and miss heard, mr jenkins. Nothing further all right what that was the worst clickbait good afternoon, mr jenkins, good afternoon.

That's well! I'm displeased! I'm displeased! Didn't she take a dump on his bed? That's what we were trying to get to the bottom of. Oh! So boring it happens. Let's get some! Let's get some sunny beats in here. Sorry, i probably just ruined your ears, but it happens.

You can't win them all. Uh i sold my put, i don't know how you do it matt, probably deeply rooted psychological issues. If we're being honest i mean why i mean everything's selling, i just don't see it. I see no signs of bouncing uh.

We should really crowdsource the stop-loss strategy. On monday, since you guys are up since you're up so much crowdsource, it you're the same little pansies, you told me to like not double down and definitely not triple down. This is me you're, not gon na. Have anything to trust me by the time i get done with this weekend.

You're not gon na have anything to stop loss. I'm gon na piss it all away like your stop-loss you're gon na have to stop lost my liver, a bunch of babies. In here. Can we get a herd meal pack at t-bell matt i made 1012 on three spy puts this morning.

I sold that for 17.50. I should have held longer. I don't know if you should think about it like that you made money, be stoked, don't be like don't do the coulda woulda shoulda thing, because that's just hindsight bias and obviously knowing how it played out like if you, okay, you sold that for 17.50. That's looking pretty good to me what, if this bounce right here would have just kept bouncing, i i don't think you're looking at it right, you should be stoked you made money.

This bounce right here could have very well have continued to just bounce and bounce and balance, and you would have been like man, i pretty much bottom ticked it. The reason i'm still in it is because i'm a degenerate folks, there's a difference between good trades and degenerate traits and sometimes being a degenerate. It plays out in your favor and sometimes it kicks your teeth in so like it's. I don't know i think you're looking at it with like kind of a coulda, woulda, shoulda type of a thing.

Do you think it bounces there? My buddy's telling me that it's gon na bounce at 4140? Let's see if he's right. This is where my buddy thinks it's going to bounce. This is not my call, let's all right, we'll do this visibility, we'll change the color just so you know this isn't me that white line is where my buddy says it's going to. Let's see if he's right or wrong, this is what else do we have? Are we going all right? So this is up seven and a half grand so five grand mark 7.5, here's 10..

This is where we go full on degenerate this weekend and the best part of my plan is that no one can stop me the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism. All right guard begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism close the tank wait. Aren't you even gon na watch them they could get away? No, no, no! I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying. I'm just going to assume at all when to plan what i have a gun in my room.

You give me five seconds i'll, get it i'll come back down here, boom i'll blow their brains out scott, you just don't get it. Do you you, don't it's no hassle, but i'm all on. Oh, that wasn't the and the best part of my plan is no one can stop me. That's what i was looking for, because that's how i feel about this.

No one's going to stop me. That is the best part of my plan. Ah, but someone's buying it up a little bit right now die die, die, die, die, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit vomit. What else we have going on? How can i trade options with crypto? You just have to get on the right brokerage.

It's all about your brokerage. I think femex and maybe kucoin have options. Varu puts i'm still invert. Why is this bouncing right now? It feels like this iphone's quickly becoming more expensive varu.

I just needed sub 10 to really start selling off like. I just need this to get murked uh, so we still have a bit to go, but that's also why we have may 20th expiration. Are you holding your options through the weekend? Um, i'm homely holding the veru options, but the thing that i'm showing you right now that's on the futures uh market and i can't the most i could hold well now at this point cause it's up so much. Maybe they would let me swing to, but i have three so i can't even swing the full position.

I would get margin called when the market closes. So it's a. I know it's like some terminology and some specific stuff, but it's like important. Nonetheless, do you think i'll get taken down? I mean we're already gon na get taken down so like who cares or we're all right like we're gon na get demonetized, so we might as well just have a good time dude the guardians of the galaxy soundtrack.

It slaps no everything's bouncing baby rdbx. Is this thing still going? Oh, it is still going holy cow that red box thing getting squeezed baby amazon, getting somewhat of a bounce. Oh now, all right. Let's check the news very quickly.

Let's see, what's going on with news, um biden tries to boost approval ratings by showing a little angle, interesting, interesting, interesting in a new strategy developed by top white house advisors and democratic consultants. President joe biden reportedly tried to boost his approval ratings friday today april 29th. By showing a little ankle oops well will you look at that said biden in an address to the american people, lifting the hem of his pants leg, to expose skin around his ankle bone and raising his eyebrows suggestively at the sight of bare flesh la de now That sure is some nice ankle. If you're good, you can see the other one too just wait for the second term, and it might just get you all the way up to the shin at press sign.

Biden's poll numbers had plummeted beyond what was previously thought imaginable. That's crazy! What else is going on in the world? What else do we have going on? Congress passes 33 billion bill to send war-torn ukraine free community college? That's so sick! That's so nice of us overly cautious pregnant woman only going to ride roller coaster, six or seven times best way to make friends as an adult take notes. I feel like a lot of you in here. You probably need this.

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