Is it moon gang hotline. If you're having relationship problems. I'm your guy guy this call in with your problems if you want to call in and it be your girlfriend your boyfriend with whatever you want i'm here for you to make your relationship better. This is your place.

That's the number relationship problems. Let's get those flowing in hi. Matt yeah. I live.

In a wyoming. And i've got a real dating. Problem here. You see uh.

I'm in the middle of nowhere. And there's more antelope than than women in fact. There are no women. What do i do thanks man.

Oh wyoming. Where the women are scarce and the antelope are scared move that's move pack up your bag put it in your car. And get out of there yes. I am here with a delivery of cheez.

Its and dildos and sangria flavored condoms. If you could please open your door. I'll be out here waiting for you matt my name is paul worst fucking relationship advice. I've ever got.

I will never tell my girlfriend. Maybe you're overreacting ever again it sounds sound to me. I. Think.

That's good that's good. Hey uh. Yes. Phil um been having some issues with getting girlfriend.

Obviously uh been lost in your basement now for i think year year and a half we're coming up on um. I was wondering if maybe you could let me know maybe i don't know billy by motherfucker yeah all right folks seriously don't give my mom's a phone. They're not supposed to talk with anyone hey matt gilly. Here looking for some relationship advice taking my wife out to dinner tonight.

Texas wanted to know from my spaghetti hair should i put ragu in there to gel it up meatless with meat need some help thanks. Buddy yeah. If you find yourself with spaghetti. Hair.

And you're going up for a night on the town starting out with classic trh texas roadhouse um. I would say go with me because like if you're waiting. And maybe you don't want those peanuts. Anymore uh you could eat some of the meat.

It's like a meal on wheels with your leg being the wheels. So uh great question hey what's up matt this is brennan from south florida. What's up brandon so this weekend. My boys and i try to get together get a little bit rowdy.

My girlfriend on the other hand hates. The boys uh. My sister. My situation is kind of tough um.

I really need some help with this what do you think i should do i'll put this one way in one way. Very explicitly if it comes down to the the pick between your boys and your girlfriend. Let me answer your question with a question. If you're about to do something fun and exciting.

If you're about to get into a fight if you're about to go kick back 18 marks at a texas roadhouse before you get banned forever who are you gonna call in all those situations. I think. It's pretty evident you'd rather be with your boys than your girlfriend. So for this like it's almost a non not in question.

I just think it has such an evident answer like you're not gonna call up your girlfriend to back you up in a fight. She's not gonna be the fun one eating a full rack of ribs at a texas roadhouse. You know if you're if you're going skydiving drunk again. She's gonna be like maybe we shouldn't do it it's not fun life's about having fun the goal of life is to maximize fun so hang out with the people who are going to have fun.

Matt john from florida. Hey. I just dropped 50k on a fiancee's wedding ring 50k on a wedding ring and now she likes to ring more than me what should i do should i try to get it back and sell it thanks man. No.

No no no no no um first of all congrats on being a place in life where you can afford a 50 000. Ring holy shit like you might have to buy her one of those uh carpal like things like if that hurts her wrists like that literally might be too heavy um. So be careful there might be some unexpected medical bills. But in the meantime you kind of bought yourself a little bit of like i guess i would say cover fire.

Honestly. That's when you pitch to her like when she's fixated on this like hunk of a rock on her hand you could be like hey. I'm going to spend all weekend playing golf with my buddies and she's not going to really be paying attention. She'll be like oh okay and then like later when she yells at you because you showed up drunk at three in the morning after you were hanging out with john again you could be like you said.

I was allowed to so if anything i think you bought yourself cover fire uh good stuff. Yo matt uh. I have a problem. There's somebody calling me all the time throughout the day.

And he says his name is march. What should i do please tell me. Mario yeah. Don't pick it up that's the one thing.

We learned from the archagos like meltdown is whenever you get a margin called it doesn't really count if you don't pick up so just don't pick up that's a great question but i'm gonna we're gonna rely on the same exact tactic that archagos did.